Monday, 31 December 2012


The Seventh Day of Christmas

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me

Seven swans a-swimming,

Six geese a-laying, 

Five gold rings,

Four calling birds, 

Three French hens, 

Two turtle doves, 

And a partridge in a pear tree. 


Sunday, 30 December 2012

The Sixth Day of Christmas

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me

Six geese a-laying, 

Five gold rings,

Four calling birds, 

Three French hens, 

Two turtle doves, 

And a partridge in a pear tree. 




Saturday, 29 December 2012

The Fifth Day of Christmas


On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me 

Five gold rings,

Four calling birds, 

Three French hens, 

Two turtle doves, 

And a partridge in a pear tree. 


Friday, 28 December 2012

The Fourth Day of Christmas
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me 
Four calling birds, 
Three French hens, 
Two turtle doves, 
And a partridge in a pear tree. 


Thursday, 27 December 2012


The Third Day of Christmas
On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me  
Three French hens, 
Two turtle doves, 
And a partridge in a pear tree. 


Wednesday, 26 December 2012

The Second Day of Christmas

On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
 Two turtle doves,
 And a partridge in a pear tree. 





Image Courtesy of: http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/animals/reptiles/hawksbill-turtle/

Tuesday, 25 December 2012



The First Day of Christmas

"On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree"

Looks like I'm your true love then:






Saturday, 22 December 2012


Merry Christmas (almost)

I heard this on the radio, and thought it was very festive. Whether you celebrate Christmas or not, I think you'll admit that this is lovely.


Monday, 17 December 2012


Flower-Arranging




I'm not usually very interested in flower-arranging. It's not that I'm uninterested, I'm just not interested. But, I've been doing some Andy Goldsworthy-inspired arrangements of nature. Above are my shoddy pastiches of Goldsworthy's work –below– which is brilliant and exciting.

                       

                       

                       

And of course this set me googling, and I found this bizarre and rather wonderful video. Enjoy!

Friday, 14 December 2012


Hastings

About a year ago I went to Hastings and took these photographs of the harbour. It is brilliant. I would so recommend a visit.






Wednesday, 12 December 2012

Dream

The other night I had a bizarre dream. I dreamt that a friend of mine could take out her teeth, and inside them she kept small precious things like jewels and small wooden toys. When she had showed them to me, she put the things back into her teeth and put her teeth back into her gums. Bizarre.

Monday, 10 December 2012

Consumption (only a working title)

Delicate skeins of saliva
Forming on loose purple lips.
Silverware, crockery, glasses.
A soggy mauve smile as he sips.
Pausing to breathe but not stopping
Lips smack brutish blows on the feast
Man shall not give in and be conquered:
This buffet is "All You Can Eat".


Sunday, 9 December 2012




Nature

Just some lovely old nature to get you through your day. Go outside. Feel the weather. Look at trees or bugs or rain.

Saturday, 8 December 2012


Empty Spaces

I saw this building, and looked at the walls. Some were tiled, and some were wallpapered or painted. They would have had furniture against them, and been cosy: surrounding those who lived within. Now there are only empty spaces of air, where once there might have been people and books and chairs and mess.


Friday, 7 December 2012

Accent archive

This an incredible record of accents from around the world, speaking many languages. Each speaker reads the same phrase, allowing listeners to gauge the dramatic and more subtle differences in accent. I think its fantastic.
The Secrets of Nature

This video is absolutely brilliant. It has beautiful footage of gnat larvae, sweet badger cubs, and a very  narrator full of funny phrases; 'What's a chap to do?'.

Monday, 3 December 2012

The Ruin

This is a poem from the Exeter Book, which was originally written in Anglo-Saxon. Different translations exist and it's nice to read a couple of them, so you can really get the poem. The poem is supposedly written about the remains of the Roman Aquae Sulis, which is modern Bath. I've included a a photograph which I took in bath, just for atmosphere.




Splendid this rampart is, though fate destroyed it,
The city buildings fell apart, the works
Of giants crumble. Tumbled are the towers,
Ruined the roofs, and broken the barred gate,
Frost in the plaster, all the ceilings gape,
Torn and collapsed and eaten up by age.
And grit holds in its grip, the hard embrace
Of earth, the dead departed master-builders,
Until a hundred generations now
Of people have passed by. Often this wall
Stained red and grey with lichen has stood by
Surviving storms while kingdoms rose and fell.
And now the high curved wall itself has fallen.
............................................
The heart inspired, incited to swift action.
Resolute masons, skilled in rounded building
Wondrously linked the framework with iron bonds.
The public halls were bright, with lofty gables,
Bath-houses many; great the cheerful noise,
And many mead-halls filled with human pleasures,
Till mighty fate brought change upon it all.
Slaughter was widespread, pestilence was rife,
And death took all those valiant men away.
The martial halls became deserted places,
The city crumbled, its repairers fell,
Its armies to the earth. And so these halls
Are empty, and this red curved roof now sheds
Its tiles, decay has brought it to the ground,
Smashed it to piles of rubble, where long since
A host of heroes, glorious, gold-adorned,
Gleaming in splendour, proud and flushed with wine,
Shone in their armour, gazed on gems and treasure,
On silver, riches, wealth and jewellery,
On this bright city with its wide domains.
Stone buildings stood, and the hot stream cast forth
Wide sprays of water, which a wall enclosed
In its bright compass, where convenient
Stood hot baths ready for them at the centre.
Hot streams poured forth over the clear grey stone,
To the round pool and down into the baths.


Translation courtesy of: http://colecizj.easyvserver.com/pohamrui.htm

Saturday, 1 December 2012

Favourite words

I've been coming up with my favourite word, which is very difficult. I always do this, and so the words often change. But at the moment the word is plump. It is so happy and pleasing, with the popping p sounds at each end. I love it.

Also on the short-list were:
-serendipity
-cobble
-moon